Saturday, 6 April 2013
Oooo. what could be in this envelope that I have left on my boss's desk this afternoon? Could it be.... A LETTER FILLED WITH COMPLIMENTS FOR BEING THE BEST BOSS EVER?!?!
Could it be.... A LOVE LETTER DECLARING AN UNDYING DEVOTION FOR THE COMPANY THAT HAS ME AS ITS SLAVE?!
Could it be... A CHAIN LETTER SAYING YOU WILL DIE AND YOUR BEST FRIENDS WILL GET RUBELLA IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS ON TO 9999 PEOPLE?!?!
Could it be..... A LETTER OF RESIGNATION SAYING I'M OUTTA HERE IN ONE MONTH'S TIME?!?!?!
DING DING DING!! WE HAVE A WINNNERRRRR!!!!! ***the crowd goes wild**